Hey! didnt we have the good sense to say "F**K YOU" to kings in the latter part of the 1700's?? these neutral (which means they dont know who to support) fools still have one.. hence the nuke sweden motto "KINGS.....just say no!" More on kings from Uncle Neutron.. heh heh heh Uncle neutron here speaking on behalf of kings... The old statement of "who died and made you king?" has a simple answer.. My dad! If you are a king (like my dad who every time he got angry shouted "In this house im king, and come here son, ill crown you!!!!") you get the throne from your parent.. This means (in laymans terms) that all kings have had angry parents.. This is from Ruling, ruling applies (broadly_ to controlling (ruthlessly) anything from a small domicile to a large nation. Ruling makes one so cross that they decide to pass on the throne temporarily to their children... Although they crown you king repeatedly you never seem to get to keep the title. as a youngster after my Dad "crowned" me. I got wise to this action and said then If im crowned I must be king... I then began giving him orders, however He didnt follow them and began crowning me again.. I realized my folley, Although i was crowned king, my father seized control mere seconds later...thus he could crown me repeatedly, still wasnt it nice of him to share his power over the house with his son? What an honor to be crowned... And just why do kings name themselves with roman numerals??? like take SWEDEN for example.... KIng CARL (thats his real name) GUSTAF XIV... That (i think) means there were 14 kings, all with the same stupid first name... Think about it. Either they liked the name carl over there (they do have carlsburg beer, and its under suspicion as one of the causes) Or!! it took that many Carls to get it right... OR worse. They could have made 14 Carl clones from a single Carl cell and made each one better as time went by. Since the swedish are so stupid, (Did they **REALLY*** think a guy with a hammer made lightning??) One can only speculate about such actions... Maybe Carl can make lightening? it would explain why there have been 14 of them. Hmm.. A whole nation of Carl worshippers.. More on King Carl: CArl must be as stupid as his countrymen. Since the entire country is neutral.. Neutral means that they have no allies, and pick no sides. ***Is that because they have no friends?? Isnt anyone willing to be their friends? or is it that they cant make up their minds because of their stupidity?? I trace it back to when they rode on long boats wore animal skins, and killed things for Odin.. Why did they kill things for someone who didnt exist? Thinking about this fact (in hindsight) we indeed know that Odin never existed in true life. So...why were they killing in the name of odin? Quite simple... King Karl the Original was probably calling the shots. Only he (or another Carl) would be so dumb as to worship something that stupid. In conclusion: 1) never trust anyone named Carl or anyone with a roman number in their name. 2) worship rocks they are real 3) dont be neutral, you can kill more people with allies. 4) Just because you are crowned doesnt mean you are king. 5) the problem may be carlsburg beer so dont drink it. carl XV (the fifteenth and the reigning carl's son) may be responsible for making it. 6) lightning is not caused by a man named thor and a hammer. Its god farting! 7) Dont SUpport Carl cloning expiriments and stop the Carl reign of terror. 8) support the movement to send (free of charge) VIA the United nations, free baby naming kits to newborn parents families.. Dont let this carl syndrome happen again.. with your help, it could be prevented. 9) donate to the Down with king society 14 carl blvd. 14 carl building carlville, carl province sweden (owned and ruled by carl) 10) read this story if you cheated.