SEX(1) USER COMMANDS SEX(1)
sex - have sex
sex [ options ] usercode [ usercode ... ]
If no usernames are specified, names are taken from the
LOVERS environment variable.
Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-B bestiality with
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d get a date with the features described in
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-L Lick option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
-N Nipple option
-o oral option
-O parallel access (flower-picking party)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-v1 vaseline option
-V Vibrator option
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
-x extra (loop routine - cumming back for more)
-y yoghurt option
'Missing External' = "Where did I put the vibrator"
'Mismatch error' = One component is non-standard
'Next without For' = Next process has been started without foreplay.
'Syntax Error' = Error in chat up line
'I/O Error' = Input-Output is too slow.
'Unknown Procedure' = The process is non-standard but fun.
'No Such Line' = Chat up line has gone down
'Out of Memory' = You had too much to drink last night.
'Illeagal Input' = 3 fingers are quite enough
'Undefined Variable' = Decide how much you are going to pay.
'Identifier not Used' = Don't give her your name.
'Do without Loop' = At least do it twice
'Inserted ; ' = Only with users permission bit set.
'Insufficient data' = "Oh yeah, I've taken precautions"
'Your party is not
responding' = Unsuccessful strip-poker request call
'Access Denied' = Chastity bit set.
'Unknown Host Name' = "Whose party is it?"
'Output Only' = don't try anal sex
'Can't Access Floppy' = "Where the hell is it!"
'Server Not Responding' = Either too much drink or impotent.
'Too many Arguments' = Don't try talking to partner.
'Peripheral in Use' = Remove chewing-gum before administering blowjob
'Bad Baud Rate' = Use your imagination or she'll get bored.
'Copy is Unreadable' = Porno-mags are not for reading
'Already Open' = Just undo the button and off they come.
'Process Timed Out' = Premature ejaculation has occured
'Out of Range' = Her husband is in London
'Unmatched (' = Boobs are of different sizes.
'Permission Denied' = I told you not to try anal sex
'No repeat' = Not tonight darling, I'm too tired.
'Source is Protected' = Very sensible, always keep one with you.
'Invalid Entry' = Don't take advantage of disabled people.
'CPU down' = Had to happen sooner or later.
'Connection closed by
foreign host' = Husband arrival
'Illegal Direct' = "hi babe, wanna f**k" is not implimented.
'Can't Read' = People want intellectuals these days
'Begin Without End' = Not likely to occur
'only 3 connections
allowed' = Stop being greedy!
'bad track' = told u not to do it to Des O'Connor!
'write protected' = its ok, shes had the op.
'cannot open' = her knees are surgically joined
'file already open' = shes a slut
'no manual entry' = switch to auto pilot
'no such process' = forget it, its impossible
'65 bytes free' = after this, bites cost 10p each.
'no command' = she knows what you want
'your party has logged
out' = you were too long at the chemists
'RTFM error' = see karma sutra
'mistake' = yup, thats her arsehole!
'no device specified' = which vibrator do you want?
'no such device' = if device no. > 15"
'Stopped' = Doorbell activated
'Stopped by operator' = Phone rings
'Interupt' = son arrives at location
'dlog file exists' = you logged out before ejaculation
'missing end statement' = she had gone when you awoke.
'missing bit' = Jewish operator