life is like an onion.
it is made up of many, many, many very complex and intricate layers....
...and they all stink.



life is a bitch....
... then you marry one.


life is like a VMS machine .....
...when you're up its down, and when its up you're down.


life is like a comms. skills lecture...
...boring and fewkin useless.


life is like a pencil...
...the sharper you get the shorter it becomes.


life is like being a Nicaraguan judge..
...looks dangerous, and is.


life is like 'dir /u/ift/mjl2/ajar'...
...(you guessed it life IS a bitch).


life is like UKC S.U....
...you know its there but why?????


life is like Milton Keynes..
...Gettin' in is easy but just try understanding it.