Insurance Humour


Motor car accidents often leave the driver in a state of shock. Perhaps it was in a state of shock that the following statements were recorded on insurance forms when drivers attempted to summarize the details of accidents in as few words as possible.

From: Andrew <>
Date: Sunday, November 26, 2000 9:20 PM
Subject: Real life insurance claims....


I once used to work for an insurance company in the UK and during that time I came accross some real beauties.... Here's one that I remember that's not on your page.

Woman Driver: "I ran over Mr. Brown whilst I was waving to Mr. Smith, whom I ran over last week."

The names, of course, have been canged to protect the guilty and confuse the innocent.

Thanks for the laughs,


Pete Bevin,

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