THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SAINT BUREAUCRAT.

		 In the begining was the Plan,
		 And then came the Assumptions,
	    And the Assumptions were without form,
        And the Plan was completely without substance,
        And darkness was upon the face of the workers,
	 And they spoke to their Group Heads saying :
	 THE PLAN IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKS,
  And the Group Heads went to their Section Heads and said :
  IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF,
And the Section Heads went to their Managers and said unto them :
 IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT IS VERY STRONS SUCH NONE
		    HERE MAY ABIDE BY IT,
	And the Managers went to their Director and said :
   IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH,
   And the Director went unto the Executive Director and said :
  IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH AND IT IS VERY STRONG,
And the Executive Director went unto the Vice President and said unto him :
	  IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL,
  And the Vice President went unto the President and said unto him :
    THIS POWERFUL NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND
      EFFICIENCY OF THE DEPARTMENT AND THIS AREA IN PARTICULAR,
     And the President looked upon the Plan and saw it was good,
		   And the Plan became Policy.