Another Glitch in the Call

Another fine contribution from Sarah Hartwell <Jshartwell@aol.com<. Thanks Sarah!
We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
NO data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone?

Hey!  Hacker!  Leave those lists alone!

All in all it's just another pure-Lisp function call.
All in all it's just another pure-Lisp function call.

We don't need no semi-colons
We don't want no structured code
No procedure calls of functions
Did you leave my C alone?

Hey!  Q.A.!  leave my C alone!

We don't need no formal methods
We don't need no pseudo code
No recursive functions in the body
Did you leave with an exit code?

We want

Multiple exits from the code!
Implicit variables from typos!
And when the program works okay
Re-write the whole thing in COBOL!

Hey!  Hacker!  Leave my Fortran alone!

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Pete Bevin, pete@petebevin.com