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A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS
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FUCK: Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection it can
describe many emotions; no other word can be used with so many
grammatical nuances. It can be used as a moun (I don't give a fuck), as
an adjective (It's a fucking beauty), as a verb it ist transitive form (the
game was fucked by the weather), and its intransitive form (he well and
truly fucked it up), in the past tense (I was fucked, in the present
tense (Iam fucked) and in the future tense (I'll be fucked). Many
everyday expressions show its true versatility:

	Denial....................I didn't fucking do it.
	Perplexity................I know fuck-all about it.
	Apathy....................Who gives a fuck anyway.
	Greetings.................How the fuck are you.
	Resignation...............Oh fuck it.
	Derision..................He fuck's everything up.
	Suspicion.................Who the fuck are you.
	Panic.....................Let's get the fuck out of here.

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being.

"What the fuck was that"........................Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians".............General Custer
"Where the fuck's all the water coming from"....Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a fucking gun"......................John Lennon
"The fucking throttle's stuck!".................Geoff Back
"Sleep, who needs fucking sleep ?"..............Geoff Back
"Reading, its only fucking 60 miles away !".....Geoff Back
"Where the fuck did that central reservation
       come from ???"...........................Geoff Back
"Who's going to fucking know"...................President Nixon
"Head's are going to fucking roll"..............Anne Boleyn
"Who let that fucking woman drive"..............Space shuttle captain
"Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"...King Harold
"I thought I could smell fucking petrol"........Nikki lauda
"What fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher
"She's just a fucking secretary"................Cecil Parkinson
"Any fucker can understand that"................Einstein
"It fucking looks like her".....................Picasso
"What fucking log"..............................Richard Branson
"What the fuck do you mean I'm forever
	blowing bubbles"........................Michael Jackson
"How the fuck do you work that out".............Pythagorus
"You want what on the fucking ceiling"..........Michaelangelo
"Fuck-a-duck"...................................Walt disney
"Why ? - because its fucking there".............Edmund Hilary
"I didn't want to fucking go anyway"............Seb Coe
"Just a fucking wall"...........................Peter Elliot
"I don't suppose its fucking raining"...........Joan of Arc
"What a way to make a fucking living"...........Cynthia Payne
"Who gives a fuck what its name is".............Elizabeth II
"I haven't got a fucking clue"..................Miss Marple
"Scattered showers my fucking arse".............Noah
"Armada, what the fuck is an armada"............Sir Francis Drake





	                	F***
				----
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language is the
word 'fuck'. It is one magical word. Just by its sound you can describe
pain, pleasure, love, war and hate. In language, fuck falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both intransitive (Dave
fucked Anne) and transitive (Anne was fucked by Dave), as an adverb (Anne
is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As
you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:


Aggression---------------- Fuck you
Apathy-------------------- Who gives a fuck anyway
Denial-------------------- I didn't fucking do it
Derision------------------ He fuck's everything up
Difficulty---------------- I don't understand this fucking job
Dismay-------------------- Oh fuck it
Displeasure--------------- What the fuck is going on here
Fraud--------------------- I got fucked at the car auctions
Greetings----------------- How the fuck are you?
Incompetence-------------- He fucks up everything
Lost---------------------- Where the fuck are we ?
Panic--------------------- Let's get the fuck out of here
Perplexity---------------- I know fuck-all about it
Resignation--------------- Oh fuck it
Retaliation--------------- Up your fucking arse
Suspicion----------------- Who the fuck are you
Trouble------------------- Well I guess I'm fucked now


The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being the following.

"Scattered showers my fucking arse".............Noah
"Armada, what the fuck is an armada"............Sir Francis Drake
"What the fuck was that"........................Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians".............General Custer
"Where the fuck's all the water coming from"....Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a fucking gun"......................John Lennon
"The fucking throttle's stuck!".................Geoff Back
"Sleep, who needs fucking sleep ?"..............Geoff Back
"Reading, its only fucking 60 miles away !".....Geoff Back
"Where the fuck did that central reservation
       come from ???"...........................Geoff Back
"Who's going to fucking know"...................President Nixon
"Head's are going to fucking roll"..............Anne Boleyn
"Who let that fucking woman drive"..............Space shuttle captain
"Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out"...King Harold
"I thought I could smell fucking petrol"........Nikki lauda
"What fucking map"..............................Mark Thatcher
"She's just a fucking secretary"................Cecil Parkinson
"Any fucker can understand that"................Einstein
"It fucking looks like her".....................Picasso
"What fucking log"..............................Richard Branson
"What the fuck do you mean I'm forever
	blowing bubbles"........................Michael Jackson
"How the fuck do you work that out".............Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling"..........Michaelangelo
"Fuck-a-duck"...................................Walt disney
"Why ? - because its fucking there".............Edmund Hilary
"I didn't want to fucking go anyway"............Seb Coe
"Just a fucking wall"...........................Peter Elliot
"I don't suppose its fucking raining"...........Joan of Arc
"What a way to make a fucking living"...........Cynthia Payne
"Who gives a fuck what its name is".............Elizabeth II
"I haven't got a fucking clue"..................Miss Marple

	                	F***
				----

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language is the
word 'fuck'. It is one magical word. Just by its sound you can describe
pain, pleasure, love, war and hate. In language, fuck falls into many
grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both intransitive (Dave
fucked Anne) and transitive (Anne was fucked by Dave), as an adverb (Anne
is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As
you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:

Greetings ---------------- How the fuck are you?
Fraud -------------------- I got fucked at the car auctions
Dismay ------------------- Oh fuck it
Trouble ------------------ Well I guess I'm fucked now
Aggression --------------- Fuck you
Difficulty --------------- I don't understand this fucking job
Displeasure -------------- What the fuck is going on here
Incompetence ------------- He fucks up everything
Lost --------------------- Where the fuck are we ?
Retaliation -------------- Up your fucking arse

And remember General Custer's famous last words:

        "Where did all those fucking indians come from?"

And also the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima:

        "What the fuck was that?"

And last but not least those immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic:

        "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"