Easytoplease Computer Dating Application
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Name: ........................................

Address:......................................
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Male:
Female:
(tick as appropriate)


1) Would you prefere your partner to be ...

a) The opposite sex
b) The same sex
c) both
d) any sort of mammal
e) not fussy really


2) Would you prefere your partner to be ...

a) Alive
b) Dead
c) Dead, but still warm
d) doesnt matter


3) How many legs should your ideal partner have?

a) 2, as a bear minimum
b) one
c) none
d) doesnt matter


4) In the event of Easytoplease Computer dating Ltd, being unable to match
   you with your ideal partner, which of the following would you be
   prepared to make do with?

a) A milk bottle
b) A bar of soap and a radiator
c) Anything