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Print this out and stick it in the menu holder of a restaraunt where you have
been overcharged or insulted for a really horrible meal.

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			TODAY'S SPECIAL
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		       Pigs-Urine Consume

			  Roll & Lard

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	        Scotch Growth, served with tiny
		pieces of tubular intestine in
	       a rich, soapy mush. Served Chilled

			      or

		Rabbit a la M60, sprinkled with
	      ground grass and not yet quite dead

	    selection of vegetables (24 Hrs notice)


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		     Spotted Dick Au Chef
		  in a custard-like discharge

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			 Danish Blutack

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		     Coffee (When in season)


		   $30.00 SERVICE NOT INCLUDED